英語幽默趣味小故事：賭博

“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet, bet. ”

“ Leave it to me, ” said the principal.

A week later he phoned the boy's father. “ I think I've cured him,” he said.

“ How? ”

“ Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said, ” I bet that's a false beard, “ How much? I said, and he said $ 5 ”

“ What happened ? ” asked the father.

“ Well he tugged my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me . I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson! ”

“ No, it won't,” said the father. “He bet me on Monday that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week! ”

“ 我想你幫我制止我兒子賭博。 ” 一位焦急的父親對兒子的校長說。 “ 我不知道他從哪兒學來的，總是賭 , 賭 , 賭。 ”“ 交給我吧! ” 校長說。

一周后，他打電話給男孩的父親。 “ 我想我已使他改邪歸正。 ” 他說。

“ 怎么辦到的? ”

“ 噢，他看著我的胡子，然后說： ' 我打賭那是假胡子。 ' ' 賭多少錢? ' 我問，他說 5 美元。 ”

“ 后來怎樣? ” 父親問道。

“ 于是他拉扯了我的胡子后，知道那是貨真價實的，我就要他給我 5 美元。我敢肯定我給了他一個教訓。 ”

“ 不行，那沒用。 ” 父親說。 “ 星期一他和我賭了 10 美元，說周末他可以讓你允許他拔你的胡子! ”

英語幽默趣味小故事：金魚

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

Stan: In the bathroom 。

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

Stan: Blindfold them!

斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。

弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?

斯丹：浴室。

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎么辦?

斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛!

英語幽默趣味小故事：拳擊和賽跑

Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, “This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight.”

Friend: “But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who's also been taught how to box.”

Dan: “I'm teaching him how to run, too.”

丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的`朋友：“這是一個粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎么去拼搏。”

朋友：“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大，健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎么辦?”

丹：“我也會教他怎么樣賽跑?！?/p>

〈11〉英語小故事

The wind and the sun were disputing who was the stronger.

Suddenly they saw a traveler coming down the road. The sun said, "Whoever can make the traveler take off his coat will be the stronger."

So the sun hid behind a cloud, and the wind began to blow as hard as it could. As the wind blew harder, the traveler wrapped his coat more closely around himself.

Then the sun came out. He shone on the traveler. The traveler soon felt quite hot, and took off his coat.

風和太陽

風和太陽兩方為誰的能量大相互爭論不休。

突然，他們看到一個行人走在路上，太陽說：“誰能使行人脫下衣服，誰就更強大。”

太陽藏在烏云后面，風開始拼命地吹，風刮得越猛烈，行人越是裹緊自己的衣服。

太陽出來了，暖暖地曬著行人，行人感到很熱，很快就把外套脫了下來。

寓意:：勸說往往比強迫更為有效。

〈12〉英語小故事

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系鈴于貓

Belling the cat Long ago, there was a big cat in the house. He caught many mice while they were stealing food. One day the mice had a meeting to talk about the way to deal with their common enemy. Some said this, and some said that. At last a young mouse got up, and said that he had a good idea. "We could tie a bell around the neck of the cat. Then when he comes near, we can hear the sound of the bell, and run away." Everyone approved of this proposal, but an old wise mouse got up and said, "That is all very well, but who will tie the bell to the cat?" The mice looked at each other, but nobody spoke.

從前，一所房子里面有一只大貓，他抓住了很多偷東西的老鼠。 一天，老鼠在一起開會商量如何對付他們共同的敵人。會上大家各有各的主張，最后，一只小老鼠站出來說他有一個好主意。 “我們可以在貓的脖子上綁一個鈴鐺，那么如果他來到附近，我們聽到鈴聲就可以馬上逃跑?！?大家都贊同這個建議，這時一只聰明的老耗子站出來說：“這的確是個絕妙的主意，但是誰來給貓的脖子上綁鈴鐺呢?”老鼠們面面相覷，誰也沒有說話。 寓意: 有些事情說起來容易，做起來卻很難。.

　　城里老鼠和鄉下老鼠

The City Mouse and the Country Mouse Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city." The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid. After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."

從前,有兩只老鼠,它們是好朋友.一只老鼠居住在鄉村,另一只住在城里.很多年以后,鄉下老鼠碰到城里老鼠,它說：“你一定要來我鄉下的家看看.”于是,城里老鼠就去了.鄉下老鼠領著它到了一塊田地上它自己的家里.它把所有最精美食物都找出來給城里老鼠.城里老鼠說：“這東西不好吃,你的家也不好,你為什么住在田野的地洞里呢?你應該搬到城里去住,你能住上用石頭造的漂亮房子,還會吃上美味佳肴,你應該到我城里的家看看.” 鄉下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去.房子十分漂亮,好吃的東西也為他們擺好了.可是正當他們要開始吃的時候,聽見很大的一陣響聲,城里的老鼠叫喊起來：“快跑!快跑!貓來了!”他們飛快地跑開躲藏起來. 過了一會兒,他們出來了.當他們出來時,鄉下老鼠說：“我不喜歡住在城里,我喜歡住在田野我的洞里.因為這樣雖然貧窮但是快樂自在,比起雖然富有卻要過著提心吊膽的生活來說,要好些.”

老貓

The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it. Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."

一位老婦有只貓,這只貓很老,它跑不快了,也咬不了東西,因為它年紀太大了.一天,老貓發現一只老鼠,它跳過去抓這只老鼠,然而,它咬不住這只老鼠.因此,老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了,因為老貓咬不了它. 于是,老婦很生氣,因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死.她開始打這只貓,貓說：“不要打你的老仆人,我已經為你服務了很多年,而且還愿意為你效勞,但是,我實在太老了,對年紀大的不要這么無情,要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情.”

金色的羊毛

King Athamus of northern Greece had two children， Phrixus and Helle.After he left his first wife and mar ried Ino，a wicked woman，the two children received all the cruel treatment that a stepmother could devise ，At one time the kingdom was ruined by a famine.

希臘北部國王阿塔瑪斯有兩個孩子，法瑞克斯和赫勒。當國王離開第一個妻子和一個名叫伊諾的壞女人結婚后，兩個孩子受到后母殘忍虐待，整個王國也受到毀滅性瘟疫的侵襲。

Ino persuaded her credulous husband into believing that his son，Phrixus，was the actual cause of the disaster，and should be sacrificed to Zeus to end it.The poor boy was then placed on the altar and was about to be knifed when a ram with golden fleece was sent down by the gods and carried off the two children on its back.

伊諾在愛輕信的丈夫耳邊進讒言，終于使國王相信：他的兒子法瑞克斯是這次災害的罪魁禍首，并要將他獻給宙斯以結束瘟疫。可憐的孩子被推上了祭壇，將要被處死。正在此時，上帝派了一只渾身上下長著金色羊毛的公羊來將兩個孩子馱在背上帶走了。

〈13〉英語小故事

There was a farmer in the Song Kingdom in ancient China. He worked in his field day after day. In good harvest years, he could only have enough food to eat and enough clothing to wear. If the field failed to produce enough crops, he had to go hungry. This farmer wanted to improve his life. But he was too lazy and too cowardly. He always dreamed of having unexpected fortune.

A miracle took place at last. One day, when he worked in the field, some people were hunting nearby. They shouted loudly one after another. Some little animals were running desperately. Suddenly, a hare dashed itself headlong against the stump of a dead tree in his field and died.

That day, he had a good meal.

From that day on, he no longer worked in his field. From morning till night, he stayed by that miraculous stump, waiting for another hare. Will the miracle happen again?

People often use the set phrase staying by a stump waiting for more hares to come and dash themselves against it to refer to persons dreaming to reap without sowing.

在戰國時代的宋國，有一個農民，每天都很辛苦地在田地里干活.遇到好年景，也不過剛剛吃飽穿暖;要是遇到災荒，他就得忍饑挨餓了.他很想能過上好一點的日子，可是他太懶，膽子又特小，干什么都是又懶又怕的，總是想著能碰到送上門來的意外之財就好了。

奇跡終于發生了。一天，他正在田里干活，一群打獵的人靠近了。吆喝之聲四處起伏，受驚的小動物們沒命地奔跑。突然， 有一只兔子，不偏不倚，一頭撞死在他田邊的樹根上。

這天，他美美地飽餐了一頓。

從此，他就不再種地了，一天到晚守著那個神奇的樹根，等著奇跡再次出現。

人們后來就常用守株待兔這個成語來形容那些老夢想著不耕種就會有收獲的人。

拓展閱讀：【漢字】守株待兔

【拼音】shǒu zhū di t

【基本釋義】株：露出地面的樹根。原比喻希圖不經過努力而得到成功的僥幸心理?，F也比喻死守狹隘經驗，不知變通。 貶義詞

【出處】漢王充《論衡》：猶守株待兔之蹊;藏身破置之路也。

【近義詞】刻舟求劍 固守成規 坐享其成 墨守成規 好逸惡勞 守株緣木 緣木求魚

【反義詞】通權達變 借坡下驢 標新立異 見風使舵 除舊布新 隨機應變

〈14〉英語小故事

Margaret Thatcher, Britain’s longest-serving and only woman prime minister, has died aged 87 after suffering a stroke, prompting a flood of tributes from across the globe.

瑪格麗特?撒切爾(Margaret Thatcher)因中風去世，享年87歲，在世界各地引發了一陣哀悼浪潮。撒切爾是英國任職最長的首相，也是唯一的女首相。

Leaders lined up to pay their respects to the former prime minister, who revolutionised the UK economy during an 11-year tenure, as she rolled back the state and put in place some of the country’s most radical and controversial reforms.

各國領導人紛紛向這位英國前首相表達敬意。在其長達11年的任期中，撒切爾領導了英國經濟的革命，縮減了政府職能，并實施了該國最為激進、最有爭議的一些改革。

David Cameron, UK prime minister, described the former Conservative prime minister as the “greatest peacetime prime minister”.

英國現首相戴維?卡梅倫(David Cameron)把這位前保守黨首相稱為“英國和平時期最偉大的首相”。

“[She] took a country that was on its knees and made Britain stand tall again. We can’t deny that Lady Thatcher divided opinion. For many of us, she was and is an inspiration. For others she was a force to be defined against.

卡梅倫表示：“(她)臨危受命，讓英國重新站起來，再度屹立。不可否認，人們對她的評價各異。在我們許多人看來，她過去和現在都是一位鼓舞人心的人物。在其他人看來，她是一種特色鮮明的力量。

“But if there is one thing that cuts through all of this – one thing that runs through everything she did – it was her lion-hearted love for this country,” he said.

“但如果說有一個中心貫穿著她的一生——在她所做的每一件事中都體現出來，那就是她對這個國家的無比熱愛。”

President Barack Obama said: “The world has lost one of the great champions of freedom and liberty, and America has lost a true friend.”

美國總統巴拉克?奧巴馬(Barack Obama)表示：“世界失去了一位積極倡導自由的領袖，美國失去了一位真正的朋友?！?/p>

The prime minister’s office announced that parliament would be recalled for a special session on Wednesday to pay tribute to Thatcher. Her funeral will be held at the end of next week at St Paul’s Cathedral.

英國首相辦公室宣布，周三議會將召開一次特別會議，向撒切爾致哀。她的葬禮將于下周末在倫敦圣保羅大教堂(St Paul's Cathedral)舉行。

She will have a “full ceremonial funeral” with military honours as was afforded to the Queen Mother and Lady Diana. The British flag flew at half mast over Parliament to honour Thatcher as all UK political parties suspended campaigning for the local elections on May 2.

撒切爾將享有帶有軍事禮儀的“禮儀葬禮”，禮遇同王太后和戴安娜一樣。英國國會降半旗向撒切爾致哀，各政黨暫停針對5月2日地方選舉的競選活動。

Thatcher, who transformed Britain with her free-market revolution, had been in poor health since suffering minor strokes in 2002.

自從2002年患上中風以來，撒切爾的'健康狀況一直很差。她曾以自己的自由市場革命改變了英國的面貌。

Statesmen past and present shared their memories of the woman dubbed the “Iron Lady”. Tony Blair, the second longest-serving postwar prime minister, called her “a towering political figure”. “Very few leaders get to change not only the political landscape of their country but of the world. Margaret was such a leader. Her global impact was vast.”

已卸任和在任的政治家們共同悼念有“鐵娘子”綽號的撒切爾。英國戰后任期第二長的首相托尼?布萊爾(Tony Blair)稱撒切爾為“一位偉大的政治人物。”“不但改變本國政治版圖、還改變世界政治版圖的領袖人物非常少，撒切爾就是其中的一位。她在全球播下了深遠的影響?！?/p>

George W. Bush, former US president, described her as a “great ally” who “strengthened the special relationship”.

美國前總統小布什(George W. Bush)稱撒切爾為一位“強化了美英特殊關系的偉大盟友”。

Thatcher had a particularly close relationship with Ronald Reagan, the former US president.

撒切爾與美國前總統羅納德?里根(Ronald Reagan)之間保持了一種極為密切的關系。

With Reagan, she helped bring about the end of the Soviet Union and the fall of the Berlin Wall. The British prime minister saw herself as the perfect intermediary between the two countries, having struck up constructive relationships with both Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev, the Soviet president, and a man with whom she told Reagan “we can do business”.

她和里根一道促成了蘇聯的解體和柏林墻的倒塌。這位英國前首相把自己視為美蘇兩國間的完美中間人，與里根和蘇聯總統米哈伊爾?戈爾巴喬夫(Mikhail Gorbachev)都建立了富有建設意義的關系。她告訴里根，戈爾巴喬夫是一個“我們能和他打交道”的人。

Mr Gorbachev said Thatcher helped end the Cold War: “Thatcher was a politician whose word carried great weight,” he said in a statement on his website. “Our first meeting in 1984 marked the beginning of a relationship that was at times difficult, not always smooth, but was treated seriously and responsibly by both sides.”

戈爾巴喬夫在自己網站上發布的聲明中表示，撒切爾幫助結束了冷戰：“撒切爾是一位一言九鼎的政治家。我們在1984年第一次會面，隨后便開啟了一段時而棘手、并非一帆風順但雙方都認真負責予以對待的關系?！?/p>

Lech Walesa, Poland’s former president and anti-communist freedom figure, said Thatcher was key in hastening the fall of the Iron Curtain: “She was a great person. She did a great deal for the world, along with Ronald Reagan, Pope John Paul II and Solidarity, she contributed to the demise of communism in Poland and central Europe.”

波蘭前總統、反對共產主義的自由派人士列赫?瓦文薩(Lech Walesa)表示，撒切爾在加速“鐵幕”(Iron Curtain)倒塌的過程中發揮了關鍵的作用：“她是一位偉人。她為世界做出了巨大的貢獻，她與羅納德?里根、教皇約翰?保羅二世(Pope John Paul II)和波蘭團結工會(Solidarity)一起，推動了波蘭與中歐共產主義政權的終結?！?/p>

Her other great success abroad was in the Falklands War against Argentina, which invaded the islands in 1982. Thatcher defied resistance in her own cabinet to send a 25,000-strong task force to the tiny archipelago, which troops eventually recaptured after two months.

撒切爾在海外的其他巨大勝利，還包括1982年的英阿福克蘭群島戰爭(Falklands war，又稱馬島戰爭)。她不顧自己內閣的反對，向面積微小的?？颂m群島派出了2.5萬人的特遣部隊，最終于兩個月后奪回了該群島。

Her legacy was just as long-lasting at home. A succession of prime ministers, Labour and Conservative alike, have felt unable or unwilling to depart from the blueprint she established of a state serviced by privatised utilities and free of the stranglehold of organised unions.

撒切爾在國內留下的遺產同樣意義深遠。歷任首相，無論出自工黨還是保守黨，都感到不能或不愿背離她為英國設定的藍圖——公用事業私有化，企業不受有組織工會的鉗制。

〈15〉英語小故事

There was once a person a day to steal a chicken house next door. Some people advised him, said: ”This thing is not that there were moral acts.“ That slip of them said: ”Well, allow me to reduce a little each month to steal a chicken, wait until the next year stopped. "

If you know this does not meet the propriety and justice, which would be quickly stopped, why should it wait until next year?

偷雞 從前有一個人，每天偷鄰居家一只雞。有人勸告他說：“這種事情，不是有道德的人該有的行為?！蹦莻€偷雞的人說：“好吧，請允許我減少一點兒，每月偷一只雞，等到了明年再停止?！?/p>

如果知道這樣做不合乎禮義，這就要迅速停止，為什么要等到明年呢？

〈16〉英語小故事

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一個寓言小故事大道理或許就能給我們帶來很好的啟迪，讓我們受益匪淺，遇到挫折就放棄就是徹底失敗，這樣永遠不會成功，生活就是需要不斷的激勵來讓自己前行。下面為大家精心整理了一些關于初中寓言小故事大道理，請您閱讀。

初中寓言小故事大道理1

有一只鸚鵡，離開家去看外面更廣闊的世界。飛了幾天，它又累又餓地來到了一座山林，打算暫時在這里安身。一只小松鼠看到了這只來自異鄉的鸚鵡，馬上蹦蹦跳跳地跑遍了整個山林，把這個消息告訴給所有的動物：“快去看哪，來客人了，來客人了!”動物們為鸚鵡舉行了盛大的歡迎儀式，鳥兒們唱起動聽的歌，小鹿們翩翩起舞，小猴們為鸚鵡采來了好多好多美味的漿果，讓它吃了個飽。鸚鵡面對這一切，十分感動。

在接下來的幾個月中，所有的飛禽走獸都待鸚鵡特別好，鸚鵡也盡自己的能力為大家做事，大家都很喜歡它。

雖然生活得很快樂，但是時間一長，鸚鵡不禁思念起自己的家鄉來。于是它向大家告別說：“這么多天來，大家對我的照顧，使我非常感激，但我必須回家去了，希望你們多多保重?！眲游飩円酪啦簧岬匕邀W鵡送了一程又一程，還是不得不兩下分手了。

過了些日子，不幸的事情發生了。這座山林忽然起了大火。這場火燒得可厲害了，烈焰滾滾，映紅了半邊天，百里之外都看得見。山林中的動物們無處逃竄，死傷無數，情況讓人慘不忍睹。

鸚鵡遠遠地望見了這邊的大火，心中暗叫“不好”，它不辭勞苦地日夜趕路，趕到了著火的山林邊。它一次次地飛到附近的河邊，將羽毛在水中沾濕，然后把水灑向山林。也不知這樣來來回回飛了多少趟，鸚鵡累得頭昏眼花，幾次險些被熱浪吞沒，身上的羽毛也被燒焦了，但是火勢一點也沒有減弱，反而越燒越旺。鸚鵡毫不氣餒，還是不斷地灑著水。

天上的天神看見了，就對鸚鵡說：“你也太自不量力了，憑你用羽毛灑的那一點水，是根本撲滅不了山火的，你這是何必呢，搞不好還會把自己的性命都搭進去!”鸚鵡回答說：“我知道也許幫不了什么忙，可是我曾經寄住在那里，那里所有的動物都非常善良，待我非常好。無論如何，我一定要為它們竭盡全力，決不能眼睜睜地看著它們活活被燒死!”

天神聽了這番話，很受感動，立即撲滅了山林大火，鸚鵡的朋友們終于得救了。

鸚鵡的這一行為確實很值得我們學習。重感情、講信義、知恩圖報是中華民族的傳統美德，在朋友、親人遇到危險或困難的時候，我們應該不遺余力地伸出援助之手。

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從前有一個牧民，養了幾十只羊，白天放牧，晚上趕進一個用柴草和木樁等物圍起來的羊圈內。

一天早晨，這個牧民去放羊，發現羊少了一只。原來羊圈破了個窟窿，夜間有狼從窟窿里鉆了進來，把一只羊叼走了。

鄰居勸告他說：“趕快把羊圈修一修，堵上那個窟窿吧?！?/p>

他說：“羊已經丟了，還去修羊圈干什么呢?”沒有接受鄰居的好心勸告。

第二天早上，他去放羊，發現又少了一只羊。原來狼又從窟窿里鉆進羊圈，又叼走了一只羊。

這位牧民很后悔沒有認直接受鄰居的勸告，去及時采取補救措施。于是，他趕緊堵上那個窟窿，又從整體進行加固，把羊圈修得牢牢實實的。

從此，這個牧民的羊就再也沒有被野狼叼走過了。

牧民的故事告訴我們：犯了錯誤，遭到挫折，這是常見的現象。只要能認真吸取教訓，及時采取補救措施，就可以避免繼續犯錯誤，遭受更大的損失。

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父親在宇華居民小區租了兩間門面房,開了個燴面館。

起初家人都反對父親開這個燴面館,因為那個小區已經有了一家“正宗燴面館”,也是剛開業不久。父親笑了笑,說生意是靠人做的?？吹礁赣H心意已決,家人也就不再說什么。讓人不明白的是,父親租的兩間門面房緊鄰“正宗燴面館”,且掛了個“不正宗燴面館”的牌子。這么一來,不單是家里人,連親戚朋友都說,父親真是老糊涂了。

誰也沒想到,父親的“不正宗燴面館”的生意竟越來越好。每到吃飯的時間,顧客盈門,應接不暇。旁邊的“正宗燴面館”則門可羅雀,冷冷清清?？磥砀赣H真是經營有方啊!我心里這才松了一口氣。

大家都勸說父親,要他把“正宗燴面館”兼并過來,合二為一,擴大經營。恰巧,“正宗燴面館”的老板也不準備經營了,想把店鋪轉讓出去。父親不但沒有采納大家的建議,而且還做出了一個讓眾人都瞠目結舌的舉動:父親勸阻“正宗燴面館”的老板轉讓店鋪!

更讓大家不明白的是,父親還幫“正宗燴面館”的老板查找原因,出謀劃策,讓他搞好店內衛生,讓他培訓服務員微笑,甚至提出要借給他一部分流動資金……總之一句話,千方百計想方設法讓他繼續經營下去。

當然,我也不理解父親的做法。我忍不住說:“爹,都說同行是冤家,你怎么還拿對方當‘親家’呢?”

父親詭秘一笑,說這一手是從中央電視臺的《動物世界》里學的。

我迷茫半天,說:“這哪跟哪啊?八竿子都打不著。”

父親說商界和動物界一樣,適當有一些“天敵”會更有助于活下去。

父親給我解釋,說小區里有兩家燴面館,能給顧客創造比較和優中選優的環境。只有通過比較,顧客才知道咱的燴面館好。如果沒有了比較,他們咋知道咱的燴面館好?如果他們跑到其他地方的燴面館吃飯,咱的店就危險了。

我說:“咋危險了?”

父親說:“咱的燴面館也不是完美無缺,假如別的地方有比咱好的燴面館,咱的生意不就完了?”

我點頭稱是,想不到做生意還有這么多學問。

父親又說:“若是‘正宗燴面館’不干了,只剩下‘不正宗燴面館’,有人看到這里有生意可做,再開一家燴面館,搞不好對手比咱更強,咱的燴面館還能干下去?”

我豁然開朗,對爹佩服得五體投地,心說:“姜還是老的辣啊!”

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從前有一位智者收了很多學生，其中有個學生向他請教：“老師，你能講講我的價值嗎?”老師拿出一塊石頭，說：“你先幫我做件事，我再告訴你人生的價值。你把這塊石頭拿到集市上賣，可別人無論出多少錢你都不能賣?！?/p>

學生拿著石頭到集市上去叫賣，有人愿意出2塊錢買這塊石頭。這個人剛出完價，又來了一些人，大家紛紛說這塊石頭真光，都開始抬價，一向把石頭的價抬到10元錢。學生高興地回去和老師說：“老師，你這塊石頭居然能賣10塊錢呢!”老師說：“你再把這塊石頭拿到黃金市場上去賣，別人出多少錢你都不能賣?！?/p>

學生到了黃金市場，有個老者看了這塊石頭的成色，說里面必須是塊寶貝。大家開始競爭這塊石頭，抬到了1萬塊錢的價格。學生有些動心了，興高采烈地跑回去對老師說：“您這塊石頭居然能賣到1萬塊錢，真是想不到阿!”老師笑著說：“你把這塊石頭拿到珠寶市場上去賣，別人出多少錢，你都不能賣掉?！?/p>

學生拿著石頭到了珠寶市場，剛一叫賣，就有人出到10萬塊價格。一眨眼的功夫，石頭的價格已經升到了30萬塊錢。學生忍住了極大的誘惑回去了，對老師說：“想不到您還有這樣一塊寶貝呀!我的任務完成了，您該告訴我這塊石頭的價值了吧。”老師對學生說：“這塊石頭真的是無價之寶，它里面有名貴的玉，但你不識貨，它頂多值10塊錢?！?/p>

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大道理：其實，每個人都是一塊玉，我們要以珠寶商看玉石一樣去審視自己，有的人打磨了自己，他就成了玉，打磨得越好，他的價值就越高;有人守著自己的玉一輩子都不打磨，他一輩子就是一塊不值錢的石頭。這則案例啟示我們，去思考人生價值的內涵，即人生的價值是什么?實現人生價值的關鍵是什么?你是如何看待自己的人生價值的?

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從前，有個畫師叫昆安，畫虎出了名，方圓幾十里的人都來買他的畫。有一天，又來了個外鄉人，也來畫虎，他畫的虎更是栩栩如生，像真的一樣，漸漸地人們都來買外鄉人的畫，買昆安畫的人越來越少了。

一天，昆安偷偷來到外鄉人的家里，混在人群中看外鄉人畫虎，果真那外鄉人的畫很逼真，透著一股子靈氣。昆安回家后，一個人收拾了行李和畫具，悄悄地離開了家鄉。

昆安走了三年，人們幾乎把畫虎的昆安給淡忘了，有一天昆安又突然回來了。他在家中擺起畫具，幾分鐘就畫了一幅“下山虎”，他讓人把這張畫送給那個外鄉人。外鄉人看了他的畫，立即來到昆安的家里，上前叩拜，自稱弟子。原來，昆安的畫已經把虎畫到骨子里去了，看到他的這張畫，就像看到一只下山的猛虎立在面前。外鄉人自愧不如。

人們很奇怪，就問昆安為什么三年不見，回來卻能把虎畫得如此好呢?昆安說：“外鄉人的畫技已經達到出神入化的地步了，但是他千里迢迢來這里就是為了畫虎為生，肯定不會把技術傳授給我，所以我就跑到了深山之中，天天躲在大樹上觀察老虎的形象，并把它們的一舉一動記下來，畫下來，時間長了，就把老虎畫得更加生動了。我是拜老虎為師啊!”

大道理：有些人，碰上比自己強的人，不是從自己身上找不足之處，再迎頭趕上，而是想盡千方百計，耍盡種種手腕，打擊、陷害對方。豈不知從對手獲得動力，使自己有所超越，才是智慧之舉。

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一個年輕人正值人生巔峰時卻被查出患了白血病，無邊無際的絕望一下子籠罩了他的心，他覺得生活已經沒有任何意義了，拒絕接受任何治療。

一個深秋的午后，他從醫院里逃出來，漫無目的地在街上游蕩。忽然，一陣略帶嘶啞又異常豪邁的樂曲吸引了他。不遠處，一位雙目失明的老人正把弄著一件磨得發亮的樂器，向著寥落的人流動情地彈奏著。還有一點引人注目的是，盲人的懷中掛著一面鏡子!

年輕人好奇地上前，趁盲人一曲彈奏完畢時問道：“對不起，打擾了，請問這鏡子是你的嗎?”

“是的，我的樂器和鏡子是我的兩件寶貝!音樂是世界上最美好的東西，我常常靠這個自娛自樂，可以感到生活是多么的美好……”

“可這面鏡子對你有什么意義呢?”他迫不及待地問。

盲人微微一笑，說：“我希望有一天出現奇跡，并且也相信有朝一日我能用這面鏡子看見自己的臉，因此不管到哪兒，不管什么時候我都帶著它?！?/p>

白血病患者的心一下子被震撼了：一個盲人尚且如此熱愛生活，而我……他突然徹悟了，又坦然地回到醫院接受治療，盡管每次化療他都會感受到死去活來的痛楚，但從那以后他再也沒有逃跑過。

他堅強地忍受痛苦的治療，終于出現了奇跡，他恢復了健康。從此，他也擁有了人生彌足珍貴的兩件寶貝：積極樂觀的心態和屹立不倒的信念。

大道理：想把握好自己的人生和命運的人，一定要有樂觀和堅強的品質，因為樂觀和堅強是掌管人生航向的舵手，是把握命運之船的動力槳。

〈17〉英語小故事

給你多一點！（附譯文）希望你喜歡！

Hungry of the fox see the grape to up hang the radiant and extremely keen grape of a string, saliva direct current, and want to pick to eat, but again

Can not take off.See in a short while, helplessly walked, and his side walk the side oneself to comfort to by oneself say:“ this grape have noes familiar, affirmative

Is sour.”

This is to say, and the some person's ability is small, and do to not accomplish anything, borrow to say the opportune moment immaturity.

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The wolf mistake swallowed a piece of bone, very suffered, running about, look for to visit the doctor everywhere.He met the egret, and talk to settle the service fees to invite him to take out the bone, egret to stretch in the wolf's throat the own head, and the 叼 outs bone, then toward to settle the good service fees wolfThe wolf answer says:“ hello, friend, you can since the wolf 嘴 take back the head in the peace ground, and the difficult way return the dissatisfied foot, and how and still speak the guerdon?”

This story elucidation, guerdon badly person act charitably, and is a bad person of cognition and does not speak the reputation's innate character.

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There is a child in front of city wall to catch the grasshopper, and in a short while caught the lots of.Suddenly see a scorpion son, he to think is also grasshopper,

Then two go to catch him.The scorpion son raises his poison to stab, say:“ come, if you really dare to do like this, connect your grasshopper that catch to also would entirely lose.”

This story warns people, and want to distinguish the pure good man with the bad person, and distinct to treat them.

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Drop at the fox in the well with the 公 goat

An only the fox take a wrong stepped the well, in spite of how he struggle can not still climb up, and have to be foolish there.The 公 goat feels

Thirsty pole, arrive at this well the side, and see the fox under the well, and then ask him the well water the how about it to drink?The fox feels the opportunity to come, heart inside

The 暗 pleaseds, right away the town quiet down, make every effort the laudation well water good drink, say this water is a world the first spring, pure and sweet and good to eat, and advise the goat to hurry up

Come down, and drink to heart's content with him.A the heart think only of to drink the water letter to think the true goat, then the without stopping to think ground jump downed to go to, and be his 咕咚咕 the 咚 painful

After finishing drinking, have to with the fox together totally the company ascend the well's way.Fox early contain preparation, he to archly say:“ I pour to have a

Method.You pick with forepaw on the well wall, again Cape 豎直 , I behind carry on the back to jump up the well to go to from you, and pull you again to come up, we all

Save.” the 公 goat agreed his proposal, fox to trample the feet of his empress, and jump he carry top on his back, and then make an effort from the Cape a

Jump, jump outed the mouth of a well.The fox go ups the hereafter, and the preparation alone escape.The 公 goat blames the fox and does not keep the 諾 speech.The fox returns overdo

Say to 公 goat:“ hello, friend, beard that you of brains if resemble you are so perfect, you not to the extent of at did not see the pure exit it

Front blindly jump down to go to.”

This story elucidation, cleverness of the person should to in advance think it over the affair's result, then just go to do.

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饑餓的狐貍看見葡萄架上掛著一串串晶瑩剔透的葡萄，口水直流，想要摘下來吃，但又

摘不到?？戳艘粫?，無可奈何地走了，他邊走邊自己安慰自己說：“這葡萄沒有熟，肯定

是酸的。”

這就是說，有些人能力小，做不成事，就借口說時機未成熟。

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狼誤吞下了一塊骨頭，十分難受，四處奔走，尋訪醫生。他遇見了鷺鷥，談定酬金請他取出骨頭，鷺鷥把自己的頭伸進狼的喉嚨里，叼出了骨頭，便向狼要定好的酬金。狼回答說：“喂，朋友，你能從狼嘴里平安無事地收回頭來，難道還不滿足，怎么還要講報酬？”

這故事說明，對壞人行善的報酬，就是認識壞人不講信用的.本質。

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有個小孩在城墻前捉蚱蜢，一會兒就捉了許多。忽然看見一只蝎子，他以為也是蚱蜢，

便著兩手去捕捉他。蝎子舉起他的毒刺，說道：“來吧，如果你真敢這樣做，就連你捉的蚱蜢也會統統失掉?！?/p>

這故事告誡人們，要分辨清好人和壞人，區別對待他們。

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一只狐貍失足掉到了井里，不論他如何掙扎仍沒法爬上去，只好呆在那里。公山羊覺得

口渴極了，來到這井邊，看見狐貍在井下，便問他井水好不好喝？狐貍覺得機會來了，心中

暗喜，馬上鎮靜下來，極力贊美井水好喝，說這水是天下第一泉，清甜爽口，并勸山羊趕快

下來，與他痛飲。一心只想喝水信以為真的山羊，便不假思索地跳了下去，當他咕咚咕咚痛

飲完后，就不得不與狐貍一起共商上井的辦法。狐貍早有準備，他狡猾地說：“我倒有一個

方法。你用前腳扒在井墻上，再把角豎直了，我從你后背跳上井去，再拉你上來，我們就都

得救了。”公山羊同意了他的提議，狐貍踩著他的后腳，跳到他背上，然后再從角上用力一

跳，跳出了井口。狐貍上去以后，準備獨自逃離。公山羊指責狐貍不信守諾言。狐貍回過頭

對公山羊說：“喂，朋友，你的頭腦如果像你的胡須那樣完美，你就不至于在沒看清出口之

前就盲目地跳下去?！?/p>

這故事說明，聰明的人應當事先考慮清楚事情的結果，然后才去做。

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〈18〉英語小故事

經典小學英語小笑話故事篇一

A Useful Way

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

Father: What's that got to do with it?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝這么多水呀?

杰克：我剛才吃了個蘋果，爸爸。

爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什么關系呢?

杰克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。

經典小學英語小笑話故事篇二

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌)?

Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was amushroom.

年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區別開呢?

年長的童子軍：上床前吃一個。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。

經典小學英語小笑話故事篇三

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am aManager.

All the students began to write except a boy.

The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

"I am waiting for my secretary, " the boy answered.

一天課上，老師要同學們以如果我是一個經理為題寫一篇作文。

所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。

老師走過去問他為什么不寫。

“我在等我的秘書。”那孩子答道。

〈19〉英語小故事

趣味幽默英語小故事篇一

A new firm arranged to employ a secretary. The manager decided to hold a psychological test for choosing a good one.

Three girls had applied for the post. They should be examined by a psychologist.

The psychologist said to the first girl, "Now listen carefully. What do three and three make?" the girl quickly replied "Six", then the examiner told her to wait in the next room.

The second girl was asked the same question. She hesitated for a while, suspecting something was planned, then she said jokingly: "Well, it might be thirty-three." Then she was also told to wait in the next room.

The third girl was still asked the same question. She took her time and answered: "Might be thirty-three or six." The psychologist was well pleased and said to the manager: "The first girl gave the obvious answer. The second one suspected me of tricking her. The third one had it going both way. Now, which one would you have?"

一家新公司打算招聘一個秘書，經理決定做一次心理測試以便選用一個合適的人選。

有三個姑娘申請了這個工作，她們將由一位心理學家進行測試。

心理學家對第一個姑娘說：“現在你要仔細地聽著，3加3等于多少?”姑娘迅速回答說：“等于6.”他就叫她到隔壁的房間里去等候。

他對第二個姑娘問了同樣的問題。這個姑娘猶豫了一會兒，覺得這個問題有點古怪，就以開玩笑的口吻回答說：“哦，可以是33呀!”她也被叫到隔壁的房間去等候。

對第三個姑娘問的還是同樣的問題。她從容不迫地回答說：“可以是33，也可以是6.”心理學家很滿意，就對經理說：“第一個姑娘給出了一個顯而易見的答案。第二個姑娘懷疑我在作弄她。第三個姑娘則認為兩個數都是對的?，F在你要選用哪一個?”

趣味幽默英語小故事篇二

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy(粗笨的), oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by the flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overheadbin. "Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" she sighed.

"No more," the man said. "Next time, I'm hiding in the bag, and my parter can buy the ticket!"

一個商人拖著他那鼓鼓囊囊的特大號旅行袋登上飛機，真夠費勁的'。 在一位機務乘員的幫助下， 他終于設法將旅行袋進了頭頂上的行李箱?！澳偸菙y帶這么重的行李?”她嘆息道。

“再也不會了，”那人說道，“下次，我待在旅行袋內，我的同伴買票!”

趣味幽默英語小故事篇三

A sick man was about to die. The doctor decided to tell him the truth.

He looked down at the sick man and said: "I think you would like to know the facts, so I should tell you that you are very sick now. Do you want somebody to come to see you?"

"Yes," the sick man answered in a very feeble voice. "Who is it?" asked the doctor. The patient replied in a slightly stronger tone, "Another doctor".

有個病人快要死了，醫生決定對他講實話。

他看著病人：“我想你會希望知道實際情況的，所以我應該告訴你，你已經病得很重了?，F在你希望有什么人來看你嗎?”

“有啊，”病人回答，聲音十分微弱。醫生問：“誰呢?”這時病人稍微重了一點的口氣回答說：“另一位醫生?！?/p>

〈20〉英語小故事

關于英語幽默勵志小故事

英語幽默勵志小故事篇一

Warning

Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming, didn‘t you?" I teased.

"Are you kidding?" he replied, "Why else would I have bothered to clean?"

提醒

我們的兒子是密歇根州阿爾馬大學的新生，開學幾個星期之后，我和丈夫決定去看看他。我特意提前給他打電話，“提醒”他我們將光臨。但是當我們來到宿舍時，他的'房間凌亂不堪，我非常吃驚?！巴宋覀円獊恚前?”我取笑他。

“開什么玩笑?“，他回答說，“要不我憑什么費神打掃?”

英語幽默勵志小故事篇二

Gardening Gloves

For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you‘ll notice that my hands are bare."

Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.

園藝手套

幾個月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結婚戒指，因為我對黃金有點過敏。生日那天，我正在干園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什么禮物。我舉起雙手說：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。”

那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物?！吧湛鞓?”他說。我打開一看：里面包著一雙園藝手套。

英語幽默勵志小故事篇三

A Fine Match

One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."

The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.

Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!

勢均力敵

有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的廚房地板上竄過。她很害怕老鼠，所以她沖出屋子，搭上了公共汽車直奔商店。在那兒，她買了一只老鼠夾。店主告訴她：“放點奶酪在里面，很快你就會逮住那只老鼠的。”

這位女士帶著鼠夾回到家里，但她沒有在碗櫥里找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店里去，因為已經很晚了。于是，她就從一份雜志中剪下一幅奶酪的圖片放進了夾子。

令人稱奇的是，這畫有奶酪的圖片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，這位女士下樓到廚房時，發現鼠夾里奶酪圖片旁有一張畫有老鼠的圖片!

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